Bigley's RevengeWii U eShop

This is an encrypted message for dank memers only:

Hello Dank Memers,

We have a huge problem on our hands that could end the world as we know it. Bigley and Cucumber Dog have joined forces with the illuminati to rid the world of dank memes. Your mission, if you choose to accept it, is to terminate the trio to save dank memes for all to enjoy. In order to accept the mission and eliminate the meme killers, download Bigley's Revenge for the Wii U right now and 360 noscope the enemies to oblivion.

This message will now self-destruct m8.

Sincerely,
The President of The United States of Memes