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Re: Mario 64 Speedrunning Declared "Dead" After Insane Feat From "The Greatest Speedrunner Of All Time"

KitsuneNight

@AG_Awesome

It gets even worse.
He plays nothing but Battle For Bikini Bottom.
He streams 10 hours a day scoweling because he is anticipating a reset flips his ***** when it happens ( usually with in 5 minutes )
And then starts all over again
Grinding the same 44 min run in to paste, shaving off a single second.

I got way too many games to play as well, ( 1200 on steam 800 on gog ) speed running is not for me.
But its fascinating to peek in that world and see what they can do.

Re: Mario 64 Speedrunning Declared "Dead" After Insane Feat From "The Greatest Speedrunner Of All Time"

KitsuneNight

@AG_Awesome

If you want to see the real dark side of speed running look up SHiFT ( spelled like that ) or @shiftposting on twitch
He is a Spongebob Squarepants speedrunning.

And that's all he does
He has spend the last 8 years and 20,000 hours grinding that game in to powder.
And has held the world record since 2016.
But thats all he does.
He boot the game grinds and flips his ***** when things go wrong.
He has an extremely short temper, and it take s little to set him off.
It's honestly a bit of a sad state of affairs.

Same goes for Cosmo Wright.

Personally I dont have the patience to speedrun, the grind puts me off.
I already dislike grinding in JRPG's , and that eventually yields results.
The weathertenko for example is literally driving in to a wall and executing just the right inputs to make it over the wall and not get grabbed by Lakitu.

My controller would go flying after half an hour.

Re: This GameCube Mini Is Downright Adorable

KitsuneNight

@Deuteros

In no particular others
Smash Bros Melee
Mario Kart Double Dash
All the Cube Resident evil games not just the garbage 0 and 4*
All the Cube Zelda games.
Luigi mansion

( * I hate 4 for the way umbrella is dispatched in a cutscene the game never recovered from that for me )

Re: Mario 64 Speedrunning Declared "Dead" After Insane Feat From "The Greatest Speedrunner Of All Time"

KitsuneNight

@AG_Awesome
TAS runs are often used to perform either a theoretical perfect run.
Or perform a glitch or trick, that's theoretically possible or on the edge of possible.
A proof of concept

Like the weathertenko trick in Mario Kart 64 in this Summoning Salt video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y99Wj-NStok

A real person has to put in thousands of hours and attempts to do anything
They don't just rush through a game
Each speedrun is the result of insane grinds, pixel perfect execution, memorization, glitches and skill.

Re: Remember When Dragon Quest III's Launch Triggered Arrests In Japan?

KitsuneNight

@Sketcz
Bit of both I think.
These days we all have such enormous backlogs to wade through that the excitement for a cool new game just isn't there anymore.

If only because of the sheer inertia of our collections.
I finished 70 games this year and that's way more games I ever owned combined as a kid let alone beat.

When you have less you appreciate it more.

Edit: and these days games need to be installed.
Then download a massive day one patch, usually bigger then the game and by the time its all said and done you are 3 to 4 hours along and all the interest has kinda evaporated.

As opposed to chucking in a disc or plugging in a cart turning the machine on and away you go.

Re: "Thanks For The Nostalgia Kick" - Devs Behind The Getaway Look Back On A PS2 Classic

KitsuneNight

I'll be going all nerdy here,
Well nerdier, but that PowerMac in the office photo, looks like a Quicksilver.
Which was released in mid 2001 and the first Powermac G4 to have a DVD burner
As wel as coming in 733 mhz or dual 800 mhz configurations.
They were monstrously powerfull for 2001.
With a pricetag to match ( 3500 for the dual cpu Quicksilver)

@BlaizeV
Sleeping Dogs is set in Hong Kong.
And really is too much of an excellent game to be called a copy cat.

Re: After The Epic Failure Of The Intellivision Amico, Tommy Tallarico's New Goal Is Becoming A Backgammon Legend

KitsuneNight

@RetroGames
The fact that you paint everybody who disagrees with you as "spoiled children and sheep", does not exactly engender people to your point of view.

If anything it will cause people to disagree with you more on principle, because you implicitly insult them.

Being an adult also means knowing when to fold in an argument.
Not to talk down to others or use ad hominems.

Tallarico made a spectacle of himself on the internet and people will have strong opinions about that.

Re: SuperSega FPGA Console Shown Running Master System, Genesis And Saturn Games

KitsuneNight

Stil pretty dubious as far as I am concerned.
Why doe si thave so many VGA connectors ?
What's it doing with a cf card connector instead of micro sd ?

The jump cuts are dodgy as well, we don't see the games loading.
Or even starting.
They are just there right away.

Even IF this thing works as advertised Sega will still come down on them like a ton of bricks for the use of their brand name.

This is a piece of performance art to get people to invest and ignore the numerous red flags going off.

Re: Here's Your First (Blurry) Look At SuperSega's PCB

KitsuneNight

Le shock , le horreur.
Who would have thought that they cant even produce a decent photo of their or so legit machine.

If there werent enough red flags about this thing, this certainly must set off the alarm bells.

Now nobody can check if this isnt just a random PCB with a heat sink 4 VGA ports and 2 cartridges placed on top posing like they are supposed to be there.

Not dodgy at all !

Re: Valis The Fantasm Soldier Collection Is Finally Coming To PC

KitsuneNight

@LowDefAl

It's complicated ...ish
Remember this is a series where one of the games is called Syd Of Valis in english
There is no Syd, that's Valis II

Anyway the original game was released on several Japanese only computers, in 1986
The MSX version is the original.
The PC 8801 and X1 versions are ports.

This got a remake for the Megadrive

And then it got remade again, for the PC Engine, in 1992.
That's the one with the cutscenes and voice acting.

Re: Don't Hold Your Breath For A Tekken Collection

KitsuneNight

@smoreon
Yeah the improved graphics on Duckstation are a huge plus as well.
The graphics look cleaner the draw distance is improved .
The graphics are less pixelated and jagged.
Its a showcase of what the ps1 is capable off when not constrained.

While I don't really notice the difference between 30 and 60 FPS.
I do notice the drop in speed between 50 and 60 hertz.
And I cant play RR4 in 50 hertz mode anymore.
It's like playing in molasses.

@Badboykilla187

I honestly never knew Toshinden was on the GB.
I always figured that the series had no more then 4 entries on the PS1 and 2 ports to the Saturn.
(which are diabolical )

Re: Don't Hold Your Breath For A Tekken Collection

KitsuneNight

@Tasuki

Thats Tekken 5.
It comes with the full arcade versions of Tekken 1 2 and 3.

Which shows how bare bones an Arcade game is compared to the home ports
Even the ps1 version of Tekken 1 has more going for it.
While ps1 Tekken 2 and 3 are absolutely stuffed to the gills with extra's modes and features.

PS 2 Tekken 5 is still cool to have though.

Re: SuperSega Team Doesn't Think Sega Will Have Any Issue With Its Branding

KitsuneNight

The fact that they think they wont get a legal challenger form Sega shows they are complete and utter incompetent buffoons.
They can't even grift right, its that laughable and moronic.

The moment they start asking money for this is the moment Sega will surface like blue shark.

This entire thing is a travesty even the SMACHZ come soff looking better.
Cause they had a ( manky) "prototype" that showed something.
Al this lot has is a lot of hot air, delusions and a fugly design.

And the usual vague interviews where they fail to provide concrete info.
Mustn't forget that.

Re: Don't Hold Your Breath For A Tekken Collection

KitsuneNight

@PopetheRev28
Rip your discs with IMGBURN and use an emulator.
I play my ps1 games via Duckstation instead of actual hardware.

I like the games but not the 30 year old limitations that come with with the hardware
IE: read errors
Corrupt or unreadable memory cards.
Fixed save points.
Manky controllers.
CD drives that do bog all.
Damaged discs.
Region lock outs.

Ridge Racer Type 4 looks fantastic on Duckstation, and plays equally fantastic with a Xbox One controller.

Re: Don't Hold Your Breath For A Tekken Collection

KitsuneNight

@MikeP
I would like to point out that the PS1 hardware is extremely limited now.
But back in the 90's it was cutting edge.

@PinballBuzzbro

Or aren't broken up in to predatory DLC and micro Transactions.
And don't need 60 gig day one patches to even boot
Nope not at all.

Re: Don't Hold Your Breath For A Tekken Collection

KitsuneNight

The Tekken games are not like battle arena Toshinden which are all flash and no substance.
The early Tekkens still hold up.
The weakest of the lot is Tekken 1
But the others have aged pretty well, and are a product of their time.

Not all the 2D games are golden either
Street Fighter 1 is a turd
And SF II has so many versions its hard to pick one ( Turbo always Turbo)