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Re: "You Needed Guns" - Rockstar Co-Founder Weighs In On Why 'GTA London' Ended Up Being A One-Off

Martin_H

Modern GTA London would be too easy. Nick bikes from train stations and the police won't investigate. Steal goods from shops and the police won't investigate. Sell drugs to youngsters and the police won't investigate. Steal cars, strip em and ship em and the police won't investigate. Rob people of their phones, wallets and watches and the police won't investigate.

Stay of Twitter, though. Because if you tweet something rude the fuzz'll be round to kick your door in at 5am.

/End scathing critique of modern Britain.

Re: "The Future Of Retroid Is Here" - Retroid Unveils Two Brand New Handhelds, Including The Retroid Pocket 6

Martin_H

@brakeman90 I have an Odin 2, which has the Snapdragon 8 Gen 2. It runs Gamecube, Saturn, and PS2 superbly and with resolution bumps. The processor isn't actually the weak link when you get to this level of performance, but the emulators themselves.

I'm not sure what the Retroid Pocket G2 will be able to do, but the RP6 will almost certainly have the same performance as the Odin 2.

I'd wait for some reviews to come in before deciding. The high-end Android space is getting fairly crowded with options at the moment. It does appear that Retroid are going for the more budget conscious consumer, though.

Re: Mushihimesama, Dodonpachi Resurrection, & Espgaluda 2 Just Got An Unexpected Update On Nintendo Switch

Martin_H

@mjparker77 I have it for the XBox 360, courtesy of Play Asia a long time ago, but it's weird that so many Cave games never seem to get released in the West. Even the ones we do get never seem to get a premium treatment from publishers.

I'm also still bitter that the Android ports of DoDonPachi and Espgaluda 2 were released behind a downloader frontend, which eventually stopped working, and was finally delisted entirely.

Re: Taito's First-Ever Flight Sim Comes In For Landing On Modern Consoles Later This Week

Martin_H

This reminds me so much of a flight sim we had for the ZX81. I don't recall if it was set at night, but given the machine was only black and white and we only had a black and white TV back then, I don't suppose it mattered!

I had hours of fun attempting - and failing - to land the plane. When you crashed you got a cool screen breaking effect and a "crash report" would display telling you hit the ground at 200 knots!

I'll have to give this one a try.

Re: Review: AYANEO Pocket DS - Dual-Screen Gaming Comes To Android

Martin_H

I'm going to add this to my 'should I ever win the lottery' list.

I've been wondering for a while now what to do when my New 3DS XL eventually bites the dust. My current solution is an 8" gaming tablet paired with an Abxylute S8. It's not as convenient as a clamshell, but it's pretty good for the price I paid and will emulate just about everything I'm interested in. Plus I'm happier to take it with me than I would be a £400+ device. Oh, and Tate shmups are wonderful on it!

Re: "Nintendo Has Made Serious Objections" - Last Ninja Collection Delayed On Consoles

Martin_H

I can understand why there might be cultural sensitivity to the flag in places like South Korea, given what the Japanese military got up to in the 30s and 40s. I once made the mistake of reading about Unit 731. It was like staring into the abyss.

South Korea also had some very strict rules about Japanese cultural imports until comparatively recently, so I'm not altogether surprised Nintendo are a bit leery of things like this.

I can't think of a reason that System 3 shouldn't provide reasonable localisation adjustments, if they want to sell into a particular market.

Re: Anniversary: Mean Machines, The UK's Greatest Console Magazine, Turns 35 Today

Martin_H

Probably my favourite magazine of all time. Somehow or other it managed to be irreverent and serious at the same time. When they scored a game 90%+ you knew it was worth buying,
and you could bet your monkey-ass on it!

True story: my younger cousin struggled with reading. While we were on a family holiday I showed him my copy of Mean Machines. To start with I got him to read some of the smaller box-outs. Initially he was a bit resistant... but that soon changed when he started reading some of the ruder content! By the end of the two weeks he was happily reading entire articles by himself.

Re: Anniversary: Ready To Feel Really Old? WipEout Turns 30 Today

Martin_H

What's worrying me is that BallisticNG, Wipeout's spiritual successor and which I put many hours into during the recent global health unpleasantness, is already approaching its seventh birthday.

I honestly think that when I hit my mid-thirties someone decided to crank the time dial into fast-forward.

Re: Here's Why Controllers Have 'A, B, X & Y' Buttons, And Not 'A, B, C & D'

Martin_H

I reckon Nintendo Power made that answer up from whole cloth.

In CAD x, y and z are 3D coordinates. Also, it wouldn't make any sense to say that A and B are primary but X and Y are secondary, either from a CAD point of view or an implementation point of view.

Who is that Lance guy anyway? Probably somebody who had nothing to do with the design of the pad, if he exists at all!

Re: Game Changer: Donkey Kong II Game & Watch - My First Ever Taste Of Video Games

Martin_H

For me it was Space Invaders on the ZX81. Black and white, no sound, your bullets being nothing more than a capital letter I heading up the screen, that terrible keyboard... I was instantly hooked!! I can still picture the cassette inlay which was black and white, with dark pink highlights, and featured a cool looking alien on the front.

I find it difficult to express - particularly to people who grew up with mass computing - quite how transformative that experience was. This was something none of your neighbours or friends had, no one in your family had experienced anything like it before, and yet here it was plugged into the TV letting you control what was happening on screen.

Sadly the computer was only borrowed and had to be returned. It wasn't until a couple of years later we got a computer at home. Still, it was that moment that kicked everything off for me in terms of computing and video gaming.

Re: Review: KONKR Pocket Fit - Like A Portable PS2, But Even Better

Martin_H

AYANEO are becoming the new Anbernic - a new release if the day ends in a 'Y'!

I think it's great, though. Compared to where we were 5, 10, 15 years ago the sheer number of decent, powerful, well made systems is staggering. There literally is something for everyone.

That said the trick is NOT to buy everything. It's easy to fall into that trap when you see all the YouTubers (and others) touting the latest and greatest they got sent for free. My advice is, if you're interested, wait for the price to drop (it will - or be on AliExpress cheaper with free delivery), enjoy it and then pay no more attention to the scene for at least 12 months.